LAWFUEL – See LawFuel’s ‘Hot Gossip’ – Jail expert Duane ‘Dog’ Chapman is reported by TMZ as saying he was considering making a plea to Paris Hilton’s judge, offering to do the time for her. Dog and his wife Beth have done a little time and think the unemployed, DUI socialite has suffered enough. They ask those who want her punished a simple question: ‘Have you ever spent an hour in jail?’
Dog’s prescription for punishing Paris? Putting Paris under “Dog Arrest” and having Beth give Paris a stern talking-to about drinking, driving and life.