LAWFUEL – See ‘Hot Gossip’ – We always know when a celebrity’s in trouble. One of two things: They’re in jail, or they’ve hired a publicist. Heather Mills has opted for the publicist route to cure her tattered public image. Michele Elyzabeth has started by tattering a few of ‘The View’ presenters, by calling them liars for starters, and beautifying the image of her new client. Mills hired LA-based French PR lady Elyzabeth after her former spokesman Phil Hall quit. She’s not mucking about. Joy Behar ragged her new client and was called “the worst person you want to meet in the world”. And so on.