The Wellington Law Revue With The Obvious Theme – #Metoo

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_video link=””][/vc_column][/vc_row][vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]Fifth year law students Sarah Bradley and Henry Law were hardly short of material for their Wellington Law Revue.

The sexual harassment-themed review is set to Dua Lipa’s ‘New Rules’ and . . in case you want the lyrics –


Reading Zoe Lawton’s blog,
All this shit is crazy
(So many crimes, so many crimes)
Bringing all the partners in
For sexual consent training
(Too many times, too many times)

These clerks, are just trying to get some career help
(Career help)
But the staff, can’t seem to keep their hands to themselves,
(To themselves)

One, no dirty jokes
Unwanted touches, hugs or gropes
Two, if she’s out of it
That means she isn’t into it
Three, it’s a work event
They shouldn’t wake up in your bed in the morning
And if there’s no consent,
Well then you’re just assaulting them

We want new rules, we want them
We want new rules, we want them
We gotta hold them to account
We want new rules, we want them
It’s not that hard to figure out

Time is pushing forward but our culture is so backward
(So many pervs, so many pervs)
Sometimes it’s like living in an episode of Mad Men
(It’s so absurd,  it’s so absurd)

But these firms, think they don’t need to follow the law
Follow the law
But they do they do they do

One, it’s not ok
To make your summer clerks sign an NDA
Two, don’t hide your deeds
From the law society
Three, they work for you
They’re not an appetiser on your “summer menu”
And if there’s no consent
Then you’re just assaulting them

We want new rules, we want them

Women of law firms
We’re not going to take anymore
If you can’t grasp it
Then maybe just don’t practice law

One, if you’re grabbing hips
You can kiss goodbye to your partnership
Two, if you stick around
We’ll burn your office to the ground
Three, find a new career
Take a one way ticket and get out of here
If it happens again
Maybe we’ll just kill all men.

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